I am the weirdest person I know.

Get to know me a little better ;)

1. There can be tons of food in the pantry, but I will find nothing that sounds appetizing.

2. I WILL NOT eat food that is one day over the "best by" date. And I'm sketchy about left overs.

3. I will only eat fish if I am drunk...but it still has to be cooked and marinated or seasoned like crazy

4. I have more underwear than the average woman, but I can always justify buying more in a heartbeat.

5. I diagnosed myself with agoraphobia and I believe 100% that if I had money to pay a doctor for an office visit and treatment that he would also diagnose me with it as well.

6. I am terrified of what is in the dark. I normally don't leave my house after it gets dark unless I'm with someone.

7. Sirens of any sort will give me anxiety on the spot.

8. I dance in my bathroom all the time when I get ready, I hope Maycee does the same. It's a good way to start your day. :)

9. I brush my teeth with hot water, because I don't feel that cold water cleans them as well. I mean, do you wash your dishes with cold water? And if you do, I will never eat at your house.

10. If I knew I wouldn't look like a retard or regret it when I was older, I would rock a half sleeve tattoo.

11. I hate the sound of kissing. I think it is disgusting.

12. I can organize the shit out of a messy room in an hour, but if you give me a math problem with numbers and letters I will stare at it all day wondering who the hell brought the letters into math anyway.

13. I find myself organizing store merchandise in stores while I'm shopping.

14. Every time I have to take a pill, I think for a millisecond that I am going to choke on the pill and die. I hate taking pills!

15. Talking to me while I'm driving is not a smart thing to do if you want me to retain any information. I watch people/cars like crazy when I drive.

16. I change clothes at least 3 times a day. And before I go out it is IMPOSSIBLE to find the right outfit on the first try. I always find something wrong with what I am wearing so I have to change.

17. Pretty sure I have a slight addiction to carbonation.

18. I won't buy a pair of pants that cost more than $20 (unless it's a special occasion) but I will buy shampoo and conditioner that costs $30. The shit women do for their hair.

19. I save THE DUMBEST things/knickknacks.

20. I talk to myself, all the time. And I really believe it honestly eliminates some stress. :)

21. I don't believe I have ever finished a whole tube of lip gloss before IN MY LIFE.

22. I lose my phone or keys at least 5 times a day.

23. When I watch football or baseball, I get into it just like a man.

24. I trip, almost fall, almost or do walk into things, or hit myself with an object on a daily basis.

25. If I have a bad feeling about something, I always trust it and it has saved me A LOT in the past. I don't give into "peer pressure" or let people make me feel guilty about things. I am one of the most stubborn people I know. But I am careful and cautious for 2 reasons, I have a child to raise and be here for, and I am terrified of getting into trouble with the law.

...and I'm sure this is only the beginning.

In the past hour, I have gone to hell and back with a certain almost 18 month old. She Sssh'd me while she was in the tub, she bit me on the shoulder-she always hugs me after her bath like 20 times while I get her ready for bed. NORMALLY I love the hugs...not this time. She broke the skin and it has a blood pool under it. And now I'm afraid to let her hug me. Ok back to the list of bad behavior. She has smacked herself HARD and laughed and then kept doing it (WTF?) She hit me repeatedly and I hit her back (not too hard, obviously because SHE LAUGHED), She tried biting my leg, and she has torn apart the DVDs twice now, after I have sat her down and told her no and even tried to distract her with a book.

Our poor kitty who has only been here 2 days now probably thinks my kid is the devil. She attempts to sit on her ALL the time. She thinks its funny to try and pin Izzy's tail under her foot, She has kicked her while she is trying to sleep, and I think this made me the most sorry for the cat, she pulled her off of the shelf by her ears. I seriously have a hellion child tonight. This is THE worst night as a parent so far. This trumps the first night home from the hospital, and the worst teething night EVER. I have never said NO MAYCEE RAE! more in a whole day than I have in this past hour. I really can't wait for 8:30...I don't normally calm myself with alcohol....but I'm thinking a bottle of wine should be reasonable at this point.